Billy Jean Is Not My Fan

I have often been described as having a warped perspective on life and find myself the first person to recognize the quirky occurrences around me. So I couldn't help be startled during an ABC News report about the millions of Michael Jackson fans who have registered for the lottery to attend his funeral. At one point a woman being interviewed actually stated, "oh ya, I hope I get picked it would be like a dream come true." Wait a minute, shouldn't this process be only for admirers of the gloved one. What sort of "fan" dreamed about attending Michael Jackson's funeral.