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Excessive horizontal body trends continue in the south as a just released report points fingers of concern at the state of Mississippi. Turns out the hard to spell gem of the confedracy has the highest percentage of both adult and child obesity in the nation, followed by Alabama, West Virginia and Tennessee. Now who said that the expression big fat redneck was offensive, cause it sure is accurate. *** The latest media obsession is all the coverage about how Rush Limbaugh has lost almost 60lbs in six months. Though the obvious comment would be that he'd loose the most weight if he cut off his head but mouths are a flutter as to how he did it. Well, obviously once an Oxy addict the next step is crack addict. There! Mystery solved. ***