Thursday, March 19, 2009
Don't need a prescription for an Anagram
I was looking around the anagram section of the website at http://www.wordsmith.org/ and found some interesting results for rearranged names of friends (last names ommitted to protect the innocent.) My nephew Steven comes up with Tats Due Ever (and he has Tattoos) or A Turd See Vet. My friend Sharon gets Moaner Splash, Reed gets Beer Dryer, Cecilio's full name ends up as Coca cuisine loin, Nicole gets Clone Lite On, Sara's name comes back as Safari Red and Babak gets Saki and hobbies which is pretty much how he spends his weekends. But what did I come up for Nathaniel Grey? --- Why, The Rainy Angel of course. *** It has been announced that George W. Bush will write a book focused on the 12 toughest decisions of his 8 year presidency. I expect that list of twelve to include choosing Budweiser over whiskey, waffles or pancakes, taping Letterman or taping Leno, boxers or briefs or turning them inside out, on referring to his need to use a bathroom as Airforce number one and airforce number two, and whether or not to say NO to Dick Cheney.*** People don't get my humor. I was the bank cashing a check the teller asked "and what demonination? and I said "Catholic but I really don't go to church." While she stared at me like a deer in headlights the teller next to her laughed hysterically. It makes no difference what business I'm at, even fast food workers are clueless. I was at a Del Taco yesterday and after placing my order I asked the girl, "Is Del working today?" Again, the blank stare of a DMV employee. ***
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