Deadly Children

With all the recent disturbing news about Somali pirates and the international terror they are causing, I am expecting some type of re-branding effort to occur in defense of what will shortly be defined as Sea Faring Opportunists. Don't be surprised, after all, the guys standing at the entrance to a Home Depot store who came here illegally are simply "undocumented," graffiti vandals are now called "Taggers" and the girl who had unprotected sex with some guy she barely knows, dubs him "baby daddy." Today's news brings a report that now the Pirates have captured four ships and took more than 60 crew members hostage.
The ocean terrorists have vowed revenge for the deaths of 3 fellow thugs at the hands of U.S. snipers who aided in the rescue of Capt. Richard Phillips, as well as for two others who were killed by French forces in another recent rescue. One Sea-E-O, speaking for the pirates, said "Our latest hijackings were meant to show that no one can deter us from protecting our waters from the enemy because we believe in dying for our land." Ok, give me this guys e-mail address so that I can write and explain to this doofus, YOU'RE on water you Idiot. Go back to land if you want to "protect" your land!" In another example of his MENSA qualifications, the guy told the Associated Press, by telephone. "The recent American operation, French navy attack on our colleagues or any other operation mean nothing to us." OK, so if it means "Nothing" to you, why are you vowing "revenge." ***
Clearly, stupidity isn't limited to the gulf area, as North Korea continues to exhibit the genius of a FEMA Director. In the wake of their recent boast of another missile test, which failed to reach orbit, their government has now expelled The International Atomic Energy Agency inspectors because the UN Security Council noticed and criticized that missile launch. Sure they pout, throw a tantrum and stomp home alone with their toys, but unfortunately, in this case, their toys are - Uranium. **