Monday, April 27, 2009

Hypocarps

USA Today reports that officials in the state of Utah are embarking on the country's largest Carp removal project, ever. Apparently carp feed on the bottoms of lakes and destroy vegetation that provides shelter for fish called, June suckers. Wait a minute isn't that what Utah conservatives call Gay People during pride month? Since they're worried about Carp removal, in the wake of the Mormon's church's illegal funding for the yes on California's Proposition 8 campaign, let's start a Utah CRAP removal project. *** I don't know why so many people are alarmed by the news that one kid out of every four children in the United States is obese. Obviously, the fat kid in each group, eats up all the food while the other four don't get any. *** The president of Pakistan's says that his intelligence agencies believe Osama bin Laden may be dead, yet also stated that there is no proof. But others, including additional Pakistani officials and a U.S. counter terrorism official believe that the al-Qaida chief is alive. Upon further investigation, it has come to light that the Pakistani leader also believes that cracking your knuckles will give you arthritis and that you should wait one hour, after eating, before getting back into a pool but that that it's perfectly OK if you dive in sooner. ***

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