To Serve and Wear Protection

Oh puleeeze. Levi Johnston, baby daddy to Bristol Palin's child, was interviewed on Tyra Banks and when asked if he practiced safe sex all the time he said "yes." Even AFTER Tyra asked him, "and you did so, during what lead to the pregnancy?" And again he said yes. But to help him seem less of the idiot he is, Tyra volunteered, "Guess it was some sort of wardrobe malfunction?" Pushing the issue of constant condom use further, Levi finally said, "Well, most of the time." Right, and he blows out matches, most of the time, before throwing them in a trash can and removes the car keys when he goes to the ammo shop, most of the time. Forget Korean missile tests, I live in fear of Heterosexual teenage men. *** The recent Green Home Expo in Sacramento featured a novel new concept in building recycling, kitchen counter tops made from recycled windshield glass and Skyy Vodka bottles. Event security spent most of the day asking attendees Not to lick the counter tops. *** Star of the TV series, Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, is now an American Citizen. Not one to rain on his parade but it's a funny thing that a man who teaches animals to go ON the paper, actually has papers of his own. ***