Friday, April 24, 2009

Is the Flu Virus, God's Creature?

As international concern grows over the swine flu outbreak in Mexico, where the public is walking around wearing protective masks, I was wondering. What happens when the swine flu infects a Muslim or a Jew??? When they develop a vaccine, will it be kosher? *** A Pew Research Center study shows significant changes in what Americans view as must-have items, today versus three years ago. Such changes were seen as, 21% fewer people see a microwave as a necessity. 17% less consider a clothes dryer as a household requirement, and the number of folks who can't live without a dishwasher went down by 14%. Ironically, the percentage of those who viewed cell phones and computers as must-haves, did not change. Are you as surprised as I am? OK, raise your hands. How many thought that the Pew Research Center did studies on perfume? ***
On a similar note, I have concluded a study from my own foundation which I call the P U Research Center. The results of my unfunded and totally partial study has shown a striking change in parenting skills over the last thirty years. Unlike when I was a kid, an alarming number of parents don't care if their kids take nude photos of themselves and send them over their cell phone, have no idea where their kids are at any time of day, have never taught their children the phrase "indoor voice," and think joint custody is sharing marijuana with their kids. ***

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