Celebrities Say the Darndest Things

The latest issue of Us Weekly features a list of female stars who's recently come out about having had boob jobs. Although one of the listees, Denise Richards was technically outed when a photographer from the Globe caught a shot of her hammering a nail into a 2" X 4" with her left breast. *** I also loved the news that Lady Gaga has expressed her longing to have a four-way with the Jonas Brothers. This was shortly after she told anothe reporter that the main thing she looks for in a man is a large endowment and I'm not talking how much he pledges to PBS. You can pretty much count on Lady Gaga not getting invited by Disney to appear on any future episodes of Hannah Montana. She probably things that Hannah IS the capitol of Montana. ***