Search for Wireless Connection

While staying with a friend, I was trying to get online with my own laptop and discovered that his neighbors may not be the kind of warm and welcoming type found in a Frank Capra movie. As I reviewed the available wireless connections I found a list of names that included Raiders Suck, Pistol Packin, 6feetunder and Dirty Hymen. After quickly checking his pantry, it looks like I have enough sugar, milk, eggs and butter to get through the next three days without having to knock on doors with a measuring cup in hand. I should be safe. While some Bedouin laptop users are comfortable hacking into other people’s wireless networks for web access, I can assure you I wouldn’t touch Dirty Hymen’s network with a ten foot tent pole. *** Japanese researchers are claiming that a recently concluded study showed that mice who were fed regular household vinegar lost a body fat content of up to 10%. The only problem for humans is that is has to be applied as a douche. *** Simon & Schuster has signed former George W. Bush puppet master and Vice President, Dick Cheney to write his memoirs. No title yet but I suggest the following for the notoriously curmudgeonly politician - He World, Get Off My Lawn. The autobiography is scheduled to be released in the Spring of 2011, only a few months after the release of one coming from George W. I know what you're thinking, it's going to take George W. two years to write a book? Don't be surprised, it takes him a whole year just to read one.