Off with her head, aka Wacking the Pinata

I never thought I'd have anything nice to say about Donald Trump. Well with the exception of when he rides a motorcycle his hair acts as a helmet. But he deserves praise for today's firing of Miss California USA, Carrie Prejean. Although a statement was issued through Trumps office stating that she was discharged due to failure to meet specific terms of her contract and not because of her anti-Gay marriage stance. Still insistent that she did nothing wrong and that her right to free hate speech is being impeded, perhaps she can go work for Reverend Fred Phelps. Prejean's replacement will be Miss Malibu whose first name was not Barbie, although her pageant talent was opening her mouth to make ocean sounds. *** Though not formally announced yet, word comes that three judges in the African nation of Malawi will grant Madonna's application to adopt 3-year-old Mercy James. This could clear the way for her interest in adopting another child, an 11 -year-old boy. Critics claim that it wouldn't be as much of an adoption as her simply grooming a future boyfriend. ***