Family Affairs

OK, you've all heard about Cher's daughter, Chastity Bono is going through procedures to become a man named Chaz. Having come out in 1995, the procedure could be completed by next year, her 15th anniversary of becoming a Lesbian. As it is a well known fact that her brother, Elijah Blue likes to wear make up, could Elizabeth Blue be in the future? ***
A Michigan Man claims to be a two year old boy who vanished from his stroller in front of a Long Island bakery over 50 years ago. Federals officials and the family of the lost toddler are eagerly awaiting DNA results. Not sure why they are bothering, turns out that his grandmother is the same woman who claimed to be Anastasia the last daughter of Czar Nicholas of Russia. *** And concluding this theme of family, American Idol runner up, David Archuleta's father, Jeff, was busted for soliciting a prostitute at a massage parlor in Midvale, Utah. I can't begin to say how absolutely shocked I am. They have massage parlors in Utah?