A Little Off the Top

Topless pictures of Britney Spears have popped up on TMZ and other websites and the world is shocked! Shocked that it didn't happen sooner. But is it really that much of a surprise that one who is brainless, actually went topless? *** On the subject of topless, a Maine coffee shop which featured bare breasted waitresses, recently burned to the ground due to a case of arson. Under modern zoning laws, the city fathers claim that the owner will not be able to rebuild a topless house of java without their approval. It's an easy solution. He should just reopen as an erotic candy store and call it Coffee Nips. *** Transformers star Shia LeBeouf will star in Oliver Stone's long time coming followup film to Wall Street, called Money Never Sleeps. Michael Douglas will reprise his role as Gordon Gekko from the 1987 film. Filming begins in August, barely a month before Douglas turns 65 years old. A fact which has caused producers to deny rumors that the original title was going to be Wall Street 2 - Far, I'll Take A Cab. ***