Beauty Queen of Tomorrow

I would like to take this opportunity to announce, as of today, I will be documenting my experiences in an unofficial study which I am calling 'Your Child Is Dumb As Dirt If...' Today's observance took place at an In & Out Burger where I noticed a small blond five-year-old girl attempting to refill her soda on her own. While I am often concerned whenever I notice small children out of eye sight of their parent or a supervising adult, I wasn't surprised to see this small toe headed little girl, struggling to reach up over the counter. With impressive determination she finally got her cup under the dispenser. Unfortunately, the soda counter was on the other side of the room and she was putting her cup under a ketchup dispenser. I predict that I was watching a future Ms. California USA in action. It's alright. Go ahead. Weep for our future. *** Since last week, media have been reporting about which celebrities and politicians are giving commencement speeches at various educational institutions around the country. Though I've come across a list of some that have gone unreported, I wanted to share just a few. Gary Busey spoke at the final 12 step meeting in a Bakersfield La Quinta Inn. Chris Brown provided the closing words for a self defense course in Detroit. John and Kate without the 8 were the guest speakers at a couples therapy class in Denver. Hilary Clinton left words of encouragement on the last night of a two week 'Do-It-Yourself' divorce class at Valley Forge Adultery, I mean, Adult School and George W. Bush gave the commencement address for the next graduating class of FEMA employees. All three of them. Curly, Moe and Larry.