Gumbo Girl Goes to Washington

Louisiana born porn star, Stormy Daniels has announced that she is considering a run for the U.S. Senate. Or was that running "after" a U.S. Senator. When a member of the press inquired as to her positions, Daniels surprised the crowd by not referring to a page in the Kama Sutra. It has since come to light that the adult film star fell into politics by accident due to her misunderstanding of the the word "Caucus." *** Donald Trump has decided that Miss California USA had done nothing wrong and can keep her crown. Which I really don't mind, as long as they alter her royal headware. Though she is known as a beauty "Queen" the crown should feature the more accurate title of "Ignorant PAWN of the Right Wing." *** Last week, Amy Winehouse canceled a concert in the Caribbean due to heavy rain. But that's good news coming from someone whose history of drug use has previously canceled performances due to.... Heavy Snow. ***