No Lap Dancing in the Voting Booth

Louisiana born porn star, Stormy Daniels has announced that she is considering a run for the U.S. Senate. Or was that running "after" a U.S. Senator. When a member of the press inquired as to her positions, Daniels surprised the crowd by not referring to a page in the Kama Sutra. It has since come to light that the adult film star fell into politics by accident due to her misunderstanding of the the word "Caucus." *** Donald Trump has decided that Miss California USA had done nothing wrong and can keep her crown. Which I really don't mind, as long as they alter her royal headware. Though she is known as a beauty "Queen" the crown should feature the more accurate title of "Ignorant PAWN of the Right Wing." *** Last week, Amy Winehouse canceled a concert in the Caribbean due to heavy rain. But that's good news coming from someone whose history of drug use has previously canceled performances due to.... Heavy Snow. *** In other news, there appears to be two concession stand workers from Yellowstone National Park who share the brain of Amy Winehouse. The two twentysomething Bill and Ted wannabee's were caught on a surveillance camera while urinating in the Old Faithfull geyser. One was fined $750 and placed on three years probation for urinating in public and being off trail in a restricted area while his partner's case is pending. A park spokesman reported that the geyser was not erupting at the time. Well to be more accurate, at least the BIG geyser wasn't erupting.