TV for Cousin Bubba

I have discovered a cure for boredom and monotony. When one is feeling low, and mentally idle, such a sense of yawn excessiveness is easily dispelled by a simple series of keyboard clicks. No doctor visits or prescriptions required, just go to www.rfdtv.com. It is the website for a self described 24-hour television network for rural America. How it reaches it's audience is unclear though I expect it requires some aluminum foil and rabbit ears. How can such an Internet location cure the blahs, simply by reminding one that other lives are even more boring than theirs. But don't stop at the main page because the program schedule is the real secret. Scan the listings and discover such treats as Ms. Lucy's Cajun Classroom, Training Mules and Donkeys, Animal Makeover, The Horse Show with Rick Lamb (not to be confused with The Cow Show with Bill Goat) and Cowboy Flavor which I've sadly discovered, is not a series version of Brokeback Mountain.