Don't run, you'll break a hip

I couldn't help but notice a piece of mail my mom received from AARP. The outside read "Open Immediatley," why? are there prospective members dying before theyopen their mail? *** In Stockton today, a father of a 10 month old baby, to his two children to an animal shelter to look at cats but was told that adoptions took place at another location. In his haste to get there before the other branch closed, he took the older child but left the baby, in it's carrier, outside the shelter building. It was 15 minutes later when he discovered she was missing. His excuse to authorities was that, it's becoming a frightening cliche' phrase, "I forgot." *** Amy Winhouse was hospitalized AGAIN on April 30th. Taken to London's St. Lucia hospital, the 25 year-old (but looks 55) was treated for dehydration. Source say that frequent hospitalization doesn't bother the singer. I bet! She's a trooper dealing with needles and having things put up his nose like oxygen and feeding tubes.