As They Say In The Bronx, I'm Outa Work and Need A New Korea

I don't understand the international concern over the announcement that North Korea conducted a nuclear test. It's North Korea for Christ's sake. The test was 40 questions, multiple choice and citizen's had to use a number two pencil. Now the U.N. Security Council has condemned their action which is pretty much like the inattentive mother in a grocery store who keeps telling her 7 year old, "I'm not kidding, don't make me say it again. I SAID, don't make me say it again." *** Welsh pop singer Duffy and sloshed performer Amy Winehouse are supposed to be in the running to belt out the theme for the next James Bond movie. Rumor has it that Duffy's song is called 'Spy Me A River" while the best that can be made out of Amy's mumbled lyrics is that's it's called "I Wanna Throw Up." *** Mel Gibson and girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva are expecting their first child together. I guess that makes Mel a 50/50 Catholic. He obviously follows his religions teaching against using birth control but is perfectly OK with divorcing his wife. You just gotta love those ala carte believers. ***